Day 5: Book You Wish You Could Live In

Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver

I didn’t actually read this book.  It was one of the many audio books I listened to on my half-hour commute to and from work for three years.  I think it would have been a more academic read if I’d actually had the book in hand, because it is a one-year chronicle of Barbara Kingsolver and her family (writer Steven Hopp and two daughters) living as “locavores.”  Though my very infantile gardening habit currently pales in comparison to the things that Kingsolver journalistically records in this book, every once in a while I think I might attempt to expand my garden and have considered purchasing and using this book as a resource.

Essentially, they move to a farm in Virginia, and vow to only eat food that has been grown or raised within fifty miles.  They allow themselves one “luxury item” each (coffee, hot chocolate, dried fruit, and spices) and bring a few things like olive oil and certain grains which are obviously from out-of-town.  In addition to their own vast garden, they raise chickens, shop at local farmer’s markets, and trade with neighbors.  They bake their own bread, clean and eat their own turkeys and roosters, and at one point, Kingsolver begins making her own cheese, which turns into a Friday night homemade pizza tradition.

Essentially, the book reads like a personal journal slash farmer’s almanac slash foodie magazine.  It is organized chronologically and provides tons of information on growing crops, raising animals, and preparing and preserving food.  Kingsolver’s voice is periodically interrupted by short essays from Steven or one of her daughters, which provide recipes along with commentary on controversies like CAFO’s.  I loved it.

It is funny, because my husband grew up on the farm that has been in his family for four generations.  Though his experience was not one of “living off the land” in the extreme way Kingsolver describes, he can remember the rows and rows of canning jars, filled with sweet corn, pears, green beans, and homemade spaghetti sauce.  He’s talked of the dirtiest farm animals in the world (chickens), riding motorcycles at age five, making forts in the rafters of the barn, and Tony the Pony.  But then, every time I mention how fun and healthy it would be to have some land and a huge garden and animals (and eggs!) he reminds me that the life of a farmer is anything but stress-free.

In many ways, this book was like reading a real-life and modern version of Little House on the Prairie.  There is something primitive and instinctual (and probably Biblical) about the desire to grow food.  I would not consider this book a lighthearted or entertaining read, sometimes it was painfully slow.  But it was informative and interesting, and at the time, it helped me escape the condo-life I was living.  I imagined, for a little while, days full of sun and free of social media.

Day 4: Book that Makes You Cry

I cannot remember the last time I watched a movie that didn’t make me cry.  It is a weakness I’ve always had.  But ever since giving birth to my first child (exactly five years ago today), the water works button on the back of my eyeballs has become overly sensitive.  I find myself getting teared up at non-Hallmark commercials and shows like The Biggest Loser or more recently, The Voice.

So of course my new-found trigger-happy emotional gun does not exclude things like books.  Weirdly, I can remember the first book that made me cry.  It was Les Miserables by Victor Hugo, in 7th grade.  (This makes two mentions of my 7th grade English teacher’s influence on my reading addiction.)  I only recently admitted that I had a real problem though, when I found myself finishing Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand and crying on a stationary bike in the middle of the fitness room at a very crowded YMCA.

Pathetic.

This story, The Tale of Three Trees, is my favorite Christmas story.  I’m sure I heard it as a child in Sunday school or perhaps at summer camp, but ran across a paperback version at the Scholastic Book Fair one year in college, and started reading it every Christmas season to whoever would listen.

No matter how many times I’ve read this book (nor to whom) I always get choked up at the very same line…And suddenly the first tree knew he was holding the greatest treasure in the world…  (No lie, tears in my eyes right now even as I type it.)  Even knowing the line is coming up isn’t enough to emotionally prepare myself to hold it together.  Two years ago I read the story in both Christmas Eve services at church and cried both times.  (To my credit, the entire congregation cried too, and it was nothing short of magical.)

If you have children and you do not own this book, drop everything immediately and purchase it.

Day 3: Book that Made You Laugh Out Loud

Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris

Quick backstory: I picked this book up out of the “book exchange” basket in the teacher’s lounge of a long term 5th grade sub-assignment, my first real job out of college.  It caught my eye and I sort of skimmed the first chapter, thinking it was all about speech impediments and elementary school speech therapists.  I was living with a girl who was getting her Masters in speech therapy, so I thought, “Ooh, Elizabeth might like this.”

Elizabeth: my super conservative, engaged to her high school sweetheart (and only boyfriend, ever), Baptist-Texas-daddy’s-girl roommate who I moved in with during my final semester in Waco when her other four roommates moved out.  (Don’t get me wrong, that townhouse was my best living situation before we bought this house and she was one of my best roommates before John.)

It wasn’t a good book recommendation.  She handed it back to me and said in her very Katy, Texas high pitched drawal, “Clay-er?  Did yew even reeed thee-is?  I’m not sure it is supposed to be about speech therapy.”  Then, whispering, she said,  “I think it’s about a gay guy.  Anyway, you can have it back.”

Curious, I read the first chapter later that day in my favorite coffee shop on 8th street.

I was spitting my coffee, crying, laughing out loud, and totally falling in love with David Sedaris, one little life story at a time.  People kept interrupting to ask what I was reading.

(I never “exchanged” a book, for this one, by the way.  And I never returned it either.)

To this day, Me Talk Pretty One Day remains my favorite of all his books.  I love, now, that he’s from Raleigh.  I love listening to him on NPR.  I love the Jesus who died on two morsels of lumber and he go above of my head to live with your father.  I’m laughing out loud right now just remembering it.

John and I have vowed to make the trek one day to stand in line at Quail Ridge Books to listen to a live reading.

Day 2: Least Favorite Book

Unlike my favorite book choice, which was hard to narrow down from a pretty good list, least favorite book is difficult for the lack of material to choose from.  Honestly, if a book is not going well in the first fifty pages, I tend to put it down.  More often than not, I also read the very end right away to make sure the journey is worth completing.  Because of this, I rarely get to the end of a book and say, “That was really bad.”

There were a handful of required reading books that rank low on my list, like Ernest Hemingway’s The Old Man and the Sea.  Had a hard time reading it in high school and again in college, despite how short it is.  There’s just something about a story with only two characters (one of which is a fish) that doesn’t especially appeal to me.  But the English teacher in me simply cannot give the least-favorite award to a classic.

Apologies to the millions of people who loved Twilight, but it is on the very bottom of my good reads list.  I realize it is a risky move to announce that the first book of one of the most popular series of this generation ranks as my number one least favorite book.  I don’t need to reiterate that I’m not especially big on pop-culture hype.  I had low expectations for The DaVinci Code (rightfully so) and even less enthusiasm for The Purpose Driven Life.  However, like Oprah’s Book Club, even though I might not jump on the bandwagon just because everyone else is doing it, I’m also not afraid to praise something that is actually getting more people to read.

When it began circulating among my high school students (many who had admitted to never reading an entire book on their own before my class) I was genuinely curious.  When the number of boys reading it increased, so did my interest.  Then I began noticing how often groups of adults were meeting in the cafe of Barnes and Noble to discuss it, and thought, “I should probably read this book.”  Still, I put it off.

The moment finally came, early one Silent Reading Friday morning, when a boyfriend-girlfriend couple in my 10th grade Honors English class were having an argument (she loved them, he hated them).  The boy finally looked at me and said, “Mrs. Wait, will you just read the books so I can settle my point and win?”

So I did.  It took me 105 minutes that Friday in class to get more than halfway through the first book, and I was convinced of exactly why these books were so popular and exactly why I subsequently could not join the fanatics.

In these books, Stephenie Meyer perfectly captures the hormonally charged melodrama of teenage angst.  I sort of felt like I was reading the diary of a really insecure 15 year old girl.  It wasn’t the vampire thing that bothered me.  In fact, I saw it as the plausible ploy of a Mormon writer to maintain her convictions about sex before marriage without alienating her audience.  Genius, really.

I didn’t hate the plot line either.  I only made it through the first three and a half books of the series before I finally gave up (and was told later that the 4th book was the one that makes it all “worth it”) and though a little slow, I didn’t find the story itself to be terribly boring or unoriginal or anything like that.

I just hated Bella and Edward.

I’m sorry.

She was by far the most annoying book character I’ve ever encountered, and ironically, the actress who plays her in the movies was perfect and equally annoying to me.  I fell asleep in the first movie and haven’t even seen any of the others.  Edward, on the other hand, was just too unrealistic.  I get it that he’s a vampire who is mentally and emotionally centuries old, but is physically trapped in the body of the sexiest age of a man.  But of course, for most teenage girls (and apparently many grown women), this phenomenon didn’t exactly translate. Far too many readers got the idea in their minds that this is the man they want to marry.  I hate to burst your bubbles ladies, but this kind of man does not exist in real life.  There is no such thing as a teenage boy with Edward’s sense of self-control, wisdom, unconditional love and devotion, and commitment to fidelity through marriage, when his hot teenage girlfriend is literally throwing herself on top of him.  And, when a man is actually old enough to possess such wisdom and self-control (which is typically gained through past experience, by the way), his body is more than likely no longer that of a sprightly young and perfectly chiseled 18 year old.

And don’t get me started on the love triangle.

In short: we watch Bella have her cake, eat it too, then complain about it until she gets to have seconds, thirds, options for other desserts, and someone feeding them all to her on a silver spoon.

I cannot believe these books made grown adult women swoon.

Day 1: Favorite Book

I was first introduced to this book by my 7th and 8th grade English teacher, Mr. Senger.  He started reading it to us out loud in 8th grade just before Christmas, and as it turned out, I switched schools instead of returning in January.  I checked the book out at the library and read the entire thing in my parents’ formal living room on a pink couch that, to this day, I cannot remember ever sitting in before or after that book.

Ender’s Game sucked me in in that way that (previous to this book) I’d only heard that some books can do.  I had a hard time connecting with reality for several days after finishing this book.

I reconnected with it in high school, when I caught a pot-smoking friend of mine reading it under his desk during Bible class.  I took it from him and three pages was enough to convince me I not only needed to re-read it, but own it.

I read it to my delinquent boys in the woods at night before bed.  Within three nights, my group’s night time culture became the best in camp (and remained far after the book was over, because those boys followed me to the end of any book after I introduced them to Ender’s Game).  I taught it my first year of teaching freshman and I’m fairly certain it is the sole reason any of my students actually liked me.  I immediately figured out a way to work it into my curriculum for every single grade, despite its 7th grade reading level.  Sidenote for you: the author lives about forty-five minutes away from me; I’ve never actually met him.

I don’t know what it is.  I’m not going to summarize it, I’m simply going to say it is just that good.  If you read it (or have read it) and don’t like it, you and I might get along okay, but in the back of my mind, I’m consciously assuming something is wrong with you.

I have a very hard time picking favorites of anything.  I like things in categories and even then, typically I label things in “Top 5’s.”  Favorite is difficult for me.  So Ender’s Game is listed as my favorite book under the following criteria:

  • It is the first book I read all the way through in one sitting.
  • It is the first book I ever re-read.
  • It is the one book I’ve read and recommended the most.
  • It is by far, the favorite among all of my students.
  • When it comes up, randomly, in conversation among semi-strangers, it is an instantaneous bond of friendship that requires no explanation.