There is something equal parts joyful and concerning about watching your not-quite-two-year old try to hug his bath water. On the one hand, here is this kid who just loves being alive and wants to enthusiastically give everything a hug; on the other hand, he’s hugging water that I’m eighty percent sure he’s peed in. -Andrew Hachey
I do not love animals. In the same way that I’m not a very big fan of other people’s children. I wasn’t born with a natural inclination to love all babies, nor all things covered in fur. Or feathers. Take your pick.
The UnderToad 